That will be $49.95...

[Babi BootifuL]

5 MORE TO GO!!!!!!

Did you even realise?

[oranges]

well i'd be lying if i said i hadn't noticed [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Babi BootifuL]

*taps nose*

[oranges]

the time is near... eat my dust Mr B [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Babi BootifuL]

BAHAHAHAH!!!

[oranges]

its going to be an aweful lot of dust when im done too [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Kaninchen]

Hmm, I'm going to have to post a whole lot more just to get back up to the 1000+ again... Bleh

[oranges]

all in good time my friend [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Kaninchen]

Fred and Bob are two turtles going on a camping trip. They pack their camping gear and some sandwiches, and start on their journey to the campgrounds. They get there a few days later, and begin to set up camp.

Fred realizes they didn't bring any beer, and tells Bob. "Damn, I'd go pick it up, but I know you'll eat the sandwiches while I'm gone, and then I won't have anything to eat with the beer," Fred says.

"Dude, I'm not gonna eat the fuckin sandwiches, get the beer and I'll wait," said Bob.

Fred gets annoyed and the two start arguing about whether or not Bob will eat the sandwiches. Bob eventually says, "Dammit Fred, I'm not gonna eat the fuckin sandwiches, but here, take 1 or 2 with you so when you get back, you'll at least have that much." Fred takes the sandwiches and agrees to go get the beer.

Bob waits, and waits and waits, not eating a single sandwich. Eventually, the ninth day comes, and Bob's really hungry.

"Dammit, I'm so hungry, and that slow bastard's taking forever... I'm eatin a sammich." Bob picks up one sandwich, and unwraps it, and he's about to take a bite, when Fred jumps out from behind a rock and yells "Motherfucker, I knew you'd eat the fuckin sandwiches if I left! I ain't goin nowhere!"